Height of prank call
Height of prank call??
????Hello pooja hai...?
??Nahi...
????To karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!!
??????
Height of irritating someone:"
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi..
Thodi der baad..
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi bola na..
Boy:" pen hai pen ??
Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi
Kuch der baad...
Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:" nahi..
Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..
????
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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the persons really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..????
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??Ek aur...
Heart melting love story:
Boy: I cant marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
??????
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??Ek aur...
Dr:Kaise aana hua?
Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain
Dr: Sharab peete ho?
Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. Im not feeling well !??
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? Bas?last..
Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
W
Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum
Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??
???? ????
One more Height of prank call.
????Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi.... Hang up
After some time again
????Hello Popatlal hai?
??Bola na nahi hai.... Hang up
And again
????Hello Popatlal hai?
??Nahi hai mere baap.... Hang up
And one more time
????Hello Popatlal hai?
??haan hai bol, kya chahiye
??chal hat,.....
jhut mat bol, .. .....
Popat green hota hai.. .....
Lal nahi........
????????????
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?? jaldi send karo bilkul naya hai ??
????Hello pooja hai...?
??Nahi...
????To karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!!
??????
Height of irritating someone:"
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi..
Thodi der baad..
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi bola na..
Boy:" pen hai pen ??
Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi
Kuch der baad...
Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:" nahi..
Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..
????
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the persons really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..????
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
??Ek aur...
Heart melting love story:
Boy: I cant marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
??????
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
??Ek aur...
Dr:Kaise aana hua?
Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain
Dr: Sharab peete ho?
Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. Im not feeling well !??
.................................
? Bas?last..
Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
W
Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum
Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??
???? ????
One more Height of prank call.
????Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi.... Hang up
After some time again
????Hello Popatlal hai?
??Bola na nahi hai.... Hang up
And again
????Hello Popatlal hai?
??Nahi hai mere baap.... Hang up
And one more time
????Hello Popatlal hai?
??haan hai bol, kya chahiye
??chal hat,.....
jhut mat bol, .. .....
Popat green hota hai.. .....
Lal nahi........
????????????
?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
?? jaldi send karo bilkul naya hai ??